Tom! Jeez! What’s your problem?! Huck was just starting to grow up, I mean, he went on this whole long journey with Jim. Think of Jim! He only wanted one thing, freedom! And he had it! And you knew! But oh no, another adventure needed to be pursued because you can’t just ruin your own book, you have to ruin everyone else’s! I mean, do you even understand the gravity of your actions?! Perhaps I will go to see Huck and ruin his life and in the process confuse everyone.. oh don’t forget the whole thing about being shot… no big deal. WHAT A GREAT PLAN. WAKE UP! You got shot!! This is not just your whole run of the mill adventure, you are endangering people’s lives! Not to mention, just destroying your identity. Seriously, are you Huck, Sid or Tom? OR IS THERE SOME OTHER NAME YOU WOULD PREFER? And another thing, how would that plan EVER work. I mean, I knew you were kind of dull, but even as I read that whole chapter or so about your futile constructions, I just thought of how much of a little snitch you are! Oh, and thank you for calling the lynch mob yourself, it was very polite. I mean, you had to finish the job yourself didn’t you? Bravo. BRAVO. You are just insane. If I was your aunt, I would have you in an asylum. So keep your bullet Tom, because I’m keeping your dignity.
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